Monday, July 28, 2003

Everything is the new everything else. I just wanted to be the first to say that.

Dachsunds are the new black.
No, wait. Bobby pins are the new black.
Wait, no. Brownshirts are the new black.
Or, maybe the '80s are the new black.
And, of course, ugly is the new wannabe black.
Fortysomethings are the new babes.
Brit academics are the new celebrities.
Cell phones are the new photo album.
Sex toy salons are the new Tupperware parties.
Thirty is the new twenty-one.
Interest is the new apathy.
You should have a blog" is the new "You should try to get on the 'Real World'."
Walking up to strangers on the street and awkwardly introducing yourself is the new Friendster.

Monday, July 21, 2003

The question I can't stop asking lately is: If President Bush can say anything he wants and blame it on someone else if that information is discredited, what the fuck is he accountable for?
White House Didn't Gain CIA Nod for Claim On Iraqi Strikes
Howard Dean speaks out
Where does the buck stop in this White House? Scott McClellan refuses to answer.
Slate, too, proves Bush is full of it.

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