A Capital Idea: Good for a laugh

Friday, June 16, 2006

At 9:05 PM, June 16, 2006, co-ed said...: As I write to people in follow-up e-mails after leaving a particularly bad voicemail: Great writers, and editors, aren't necessarily great talkers.
At 8:07 PM, June 17, 2006, Anonymous said...: Wish I'd been able to do a frame grab on a "Simpsons" rerun. Bart and Lisa show up at semi-lawyer Lionel Hutz's office and ask about whether he'll take their case.

"Your ad says, "Works on contingency; no money down."

Hutz takes the ad, scribbles on it and says "they" got it all wrong. It should be:

Works on contingency?
No, money down!
At 8:11 PM, June 17, 2006, Nicole said...: Haven't seen that one. Pretty good. It's very "Woman: Without her, man is nothing."
At 10:18 AM, June 20, 2006, Elena said...: I'm not alone! I'm not alone! *sigh* *smile* Glad to find other copy editors...

Just stumbled across your blog, Nicole. Bless you, my dear, bless you!
At 11:00 PM, June 20, 2006, Nicole said...: Welcome, Elena. Glad you're here!