Sensitivity update: In case you were wondering, I guess this is still inappropriate in newspapers — even at the Toronto Star. Put Kim Cattral, Fran Drescher and a dog underneath the blazing sun, and what do you get? Their caption said:

Three bitches in heat.

Update your stylebooks.

They got complaints. Of course, this was after they ran a picture of a female flasher with the caption "bodacious ta-tas." Not a peep about that one.