I like the Boston Globe's ploy to make fun of Quentin Tarantino a bit for cutting "Kill Bill" in half for a second movie rather than edit it down to one longish film. It starts

(Note to ed.: This piece may exceed assigned length. Working in film-history angle is challenging -- those academics sure can talk! -- plus my word-count software seems virally disabled. No trims please unless OK'd by me.)

The review isn't bad, but the "ending" is downright clever.