This gossip about Madonna offspring Lourdes has absolutely nothing to do with copy editing, but, boy, is it funny.
Lourdes Ciccone is turning into a proper little madam. At a recent Top Of The Pops appearance, she demanded a Diet Coke. When a crew member brought her a normal Coke, the seven-year-old's reply was: "I said diet, asshole."From Elizabeth Spiers' new blog, The Kicker, via Popbitch.