Just write a straight head, already
More bad passion puns than you can shake a Bible at here.
Some (least) favorites:
Police called to cinema as passions rise
Passions rise for Mel flick
Passions about 'The Passion'
Passions stirred over 'Christ' movie
Passions run deep
And I know I'm preaching to the choir here, but "The Passion of the Christ" and "The Passions of the Christ" would be two entirely different movies.
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