Would your newspaper publish this? (Link via Centrs)

In advance of the UK release of "The School of Rock," the Guardian UK had a group of children (under 8) listen to eight rock songs — by The Who, Led Zeppelin, Nirvana, etc. The kids' responses crack me up and include these gems:
"It sounds like when your wee goes back up."
"It's making me think about doing bad things like putting snowballs down my sister's back."
"This would definitely win Pop Idol."
"It's too pointy."

Is this news? Well, no. But I'd read it in my newspaper nonetheless. (Hey, maybe I finally found a lifestyles story geared toward me ... ?)