Let them eat!
My illustrious co-worker Jamie Knodel is organizing an AP-style potluck dinner in a few days. Everyone must bring an item that has an entry in the stylebook. Many have signed up already, with:
Coca-Cola and Scotch whisky
cheddar (lowercase) cheese but Monterey Jack
Churches (of Christ) fried chicken
Dr Pepper and Dixie cups
crawfish (not crayfish) etoufee
french fries and ketchup
Any other ideas? High points for creativity.