All this brand-names talk reminds me of a "Simpsons" episode, "The Otto Show."
Otto the bus driver hits a new low when he is fired (after arriving to school late because of an impromptu concert on the bus). Bart happens upon him while throwing away a chutney-flavored Squishee from the Kwik-E-Mart.
Bart says, "Otto-Man? You're living in a Dumpster?"
Otto replies: "Ho, man, I wish. Dumpster-brand trash bins are top of the line. This is just a Trash-Co waste disposal unit."