Headline bloopers

Dave Barry includes headline flubs in his latest column. They're always fun to read.

"Volunteers needed to help torture survivors."
"Midwest storm blamed for Wisconisn."
"Homeless man improves after car runs into him."

He also mentions an obit that included: "To Everone and Anyone who was in any way involved in my husbands passing, a Heart Felt Thank You."

And this correction: "A story in Friday's Herald incorrectly quoted a biologist as saying salmon were among Vermont's roadkill. The quote should have been 'salamanders.' "