A copy editor with Florida Today, Jeff Navin, writes his ideas for renaming the Expos when they move to Washington. Most are bland (although I do like the Washington Mints).
But his note in this suggestion made me smile:
5. The Washington Corruption. Whether it's fighting corruption or creating corruption, Washington D.C. seems to be the home for it. Sports departments in newspapers around the country won't like the singular nickname since it creates the debate about using a singular or plural verb.